SEGREGATION AND THE GATED COMMUNITY

The word community sounds egalitarian to most people. And gated?  No word has a  fairer proportion of safety to airy openness in the image it conveys to the mind.


Gated community near Orlando, Florida.

Florida is a land flowing with gates and communities. It is a Promised Land of sun, leisure, warm pools, and exclusivity. For the past month Bevy Mae and me have been vacationing inside this paradise at a house at one such community near Naples, Florida. It took three references, photo ID, and all cash up front to get us in here.

We are grateful for our good fortune. And we are in a really safe place. But when thinking about the state of affairs which has excluded as many as 94% of all Americans from the possibility of living here — if only for a few weeks — it makes me sick to my stomach. And of course, if you don’t live here you can’t be here — not even to drive through.


gated community 2


The compound we live in is huge. While biking in it the other day I was amazed to stumble on another gated community inside ours. It has a lake and huge houses. The gated occupants of our community aren’t allowed in their community even though their community is inside our community. Apparently, there are layers of gated communities. I never knew that.

As a teenager, I lived for two years in Key West, Florida. This was before the Civil Rights Act of 1964. It was totally segregated down there. The only black person I ever saw was our maid. She was an articulate thirty-year-old woman and really beautiful. I liked her a lot and talked with her every chance I got, usually about politics. From her I learned how difficult life was for black people in Key West at that time — and maybe just as importantly, that a lot of black people actually lived in Key West.

She said she supported the incumbent Democrat for Congress who was then running against an upstart Republican — a young guy always on the radio always complaining about how rich his opponent was. She liked the Democrat, she said, because he once bought park benches for her neighborhood.


integration segregation


At Key West High School the powers-that-be were considering the admission of a black kid from a “good” family. His dad was an officer in the U.S. Navy, I think. In the school cafeteria over lunch I made the mistake of saying I saw nothing wrong with going to school with “Negroes” (as they were then called by polite people).

“What!” some kid yelled. “You want to eat with niggers?”  Soon a crowd gathered. I stood my ground, and no one beat me up. The South was changing, but only a little.

One thing Key West didn’t have back then — no town did in those days — was gated communities. We had a military base that was gated — I lived on it — but the gates were for security against the hated Communists. We didn’t have terrorists or any other sort of enemies of the state. All that was to come later.

After World War II, the South and some parts of the North enforced segregation with a civilian militia called the Ku Klux Klan. It was a quasi-religious/military-style organization self-tasked with extra-judicial punishments of Negroes who violated the unwritten codes of the South.

If a black family bought a house in a white neighborhood, the militia would burn it down. Sometimes, so as not to smoke-damage nearby homes, the KKK would bomb the house; or if young white children lived nearby they might burn a cross in the front yard to frighten the occupants into leaving.

Lynchings  — common after the First World War — were, by the 1950s, less common.


Ku Klux Klan


After dozens of documented actions against Negroes — and perhaps hundreds or thousands of undocumented ones — white neighborhoods did not need gates, or walls, or fences to remain segregated.

Eventually, after years of separation, the white people who lived in these communities came to believe — many of them — that black people chose not to live next to them, because they preferred “their own kind.”

Terrorism? It didn’t exist in the United States of America in those days. The first time I heard the term was in college. Terrorism, then, was always directed against Israel, for some reason, almost always by Palestinians. The reasons why were never clear.

I don’t know what white people say today is the reason black people don’t live in the gated communities of Florida. I haven’t lived here long enough to learn.

I would bet that in some town somewhere in this huge state a black family lives in a gated community. Maybe more than one. I can imagine people pointing to that family as proof of my being uncharitable to the good people of Florida and to people everywhere who live in these spaces.

But it seems plain to me — fifty years after Congress, the President and the Supreme Court declared segregated housing illegal — black people don’t live in these desirable communities. Why is that?

I don’t know. I met a black man down here the other day. He told me he had been a Marine who helped liberate Kuwait during the first Gulf War.

He cleans the pool. Maybe I’ll ask him.

Billy Lee

THE PARROT NEXT DOOR


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Inside the shadows of the lanai next door lurks a loquacious parrot. Bevy Mae and me can’t see him, but we know he’s in there, because he talks — a lot.

We want to meet him. But we are visitors on vacation, and it doesn’t seem quite right to walk up to the neighbor’s front door and announce, “Hi, we’re the neighbors from up north. Can we see your talking parrot?”

It seems a little forward, like something kids might do, right?

Every morning the parrot wakes us up with cries of “Lisa!” and “Chuck, Chuck!” When Chuck and Lisa don’t come running (and so far they haven’t) he can throw a bit of a hissy-fit and bang his cage like a tin can. Sometimes he hurls what sounds like obscenities.

I don’t want our neighbors — who I’ve met by the way; sweet folks from South America — to imagine that my wife and I don’t anything but adore their bird. We really do.

The parrot has an astounding repertoire of words and phrases that are nothing short of amazing. His Burt Lancaster accents and phraseology make me believe he may have been in the movies.

We will keep you posted on all the cute things he says and does.

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4:30PM   The talking parrot was well behaved this afternoon. He said the following:

Charlie! Ow! Come ‘ere!
Hush up!
Hey Dad!
Charlie! Wee ooh!
Charlie! Wee ooh!
Chuck! Chuck!
Tweet! Wee ooh!

(etc. etc.)

10:00PM Friday  We didn’t hear the parrot today. Really miss him.

6:30 PM Sunday  The Parrot is back! Here is a transcript:

Wee ooh! Wee ooh! Hello.
Ee yooh. Tweet. Woo. Charlie!
What!? Joe?
Hey. Hey. Get out here!  [obscenity]
Hey! Hey girl. Hey. Hey.  [obscenity]
Charlie?  [farting sounds]
Hey girl  [whistles]
Hey John!
Tweet. Tweet. Tweet.
Doll?
Hey dad!  Hey dad!  [squeak]
Whoo! Whoo! Chirp. [bangs cage]
Charlie. Charlie. Wee ooh.
Chirp. Chirp.
Hey!  Help!
Whew!

(etc. etc.)

Billy Lee

SHOULD THIS BOOK BE FINISHED?

My book is called “Journal.”


Sanitorium, USSR
Sanatorium. Name and location unknown.

Writing Journal has inflicted upon me a certain pain and anguish of mind and soul. Yes, I wrote it — secretly, furtively — in the sanatorium pictured above. But I forewarn you. Journal is a work of fiction. It is not real. Why don’t you believe me?

Nothing happened except between the twisted wires of my tortured mind. I swear it.

Journal is unfinished. Indeed, it cannot be finished — not without your consent; not without your cooperation. Will you cooperate? Will you allow this book to bubble forth from the sewer of my polluted soul?

May I interview you in the privacy of my basement?

Be advised. I’m not normal. I endured twelve years in the psychiatric hospital pictured above. They used me like a lab rat then released me after the Soviet Union collapsed.

Any reminders of that fiendish hell — even those hiding inside the ephemeral anamnesis of a forgotten oil painting — inject fibrillations of fear into my drug-damaged heart.

The asylum is located somewhere inside the old Soviet Republic. I can’t say exactly where, because they never told me.

But they did do things to me. Unusual things.


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Inside Russian Sanatorium. UPD unclassified photo.

Today I am free and live inside the United States under an identity created for me by the NSA’s Unusual Persons Division. I am grateful of course to the UPD for my new life. In fact, I couldn’t be happier.

HA!

You see, I am a survivor.

I’m alive!

Sigh… Burp…  Oh yes. I’m real.

Free.

Authentic.

Journal is fiction.

Yes, the events I suffered to describe never happened. 

You seem to be a trusting sort; young; innocent. May I confess? May I share a secret? Will you keep it and never tell? It means so much.

You can be the very first one to help me.  I need your love so bad. Surely, someone understands. 

Twelve years in the funny farm… 

Guess what?

I’m still insane!

Billy Lee

WHAT IS LIFE?

This February marks the 71st anniversary of the lecture series What is Life? presented at Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland by quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger — best known today for his Schrödinger’s Cat thought experiment.


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In these lectures Schrödinger correctly described — ten years before James Watson and Francis Crick published their work on the structure of DNA (for which they won the Nobel prize in 1962) — many of the important and essential markers of the yet undescribed and undiscovered molecule that we now know determines everything about us and all other living things.

The lectures are remarkable for their prescience and clarity — they have an almost prophetic quality about them — but what I found most interesting (and it’s all interesting to me) are Schrödinger’s observations in the Epilogue, which he labeled On Determinism and Free Will.


fish escapes fish bowl


After some warm-up remarks he says:

But immediate experiences in themselves, however various and disparate they be, are logically incapable of contradicting each other.

So let us see whether we cannot draw the correct, non-contradictory conclusion from the following two premises: (i) My body functions as a pure mechanism according to the Laws of Nature. (ii) Yet I know, by incontrovertible direct experience, that I am directing its motions, of which I foresee the effects that may be fateful and all-important, in which case I feel and take full responsibility for them.

What follows might blow your mind.  

What is Life?

Billy Lee

HEARING LOSS

The title of this post is CAPITALIZED SO YOU CAN HEAR IT!

As many approach their “Golden Years”  (we never quite get there, if you know what I mean) some begin to experience the annoyances of aging.

One annoyance is the way folks mumble; who can understand them? To encourage folks to speak more clearly, I have included actual verbal exchanges — recorded over the past months —  between Grandma Bevy and me.

I hope readers will take the hint and learn to enunciate!


Grandma Bevy:  I think it’s bean soup.
Grandpa Billy:  What’s been sued?

Grandma Bevy:  Julian’s mom worked at Eyde.
Grandpa Billy:  Julian’s mom worked and died?

Grandma Bevy:  Oh look, my pill is scored.
Grandpa Billy:   I got gored? I don’t think so.

Grandma Bevy:  Put your hat in the closet, like a that.
Grandpa Billy:  Like a bat?
Grandma Bevy:  Like a that.
Grandpa Billy:  Like a vat?
Grandma Bevy:  Like that!
Grandpa Billy:  What?

Grandma Bevy:  Do you want one egg or two?
Grandpa Billy:  I want new.
Grandma Bevy:  I said, one or two. Turn up your hearing aid!
Grandpa Billy:  OK. An old one, then.

Grandma Bevy:  So, Chuck got the take out and…
Grandpa Billy:  Chuck got the tank out?
Grandma Bevy:  Take out… take out!

Grandma Bevy:  I guess my group won’t be meeting for another two weeks.
Grandpa Billy:  You aren’t eating for two weeks?  Bev, you don’t have to do that for me.

Grandma Bevy:  Now is a good time to take your blood pressure.
Grandpa Billy:  Take my butt pressure?
Grandma Bevy:  Yes, your blood pressure.
Grandpa Billy:  Sounds good.

Grandma Bevy:  You can have some turkey later.
Grandpa Billy:  I have a turkey flavor?
Grandma Bevy:  If you want to.

Grandma Bevy:  Our kids are traveling in Europe this summer. We’ll probably be at home.
Grandpa Billy:  We’ll be in a home?
Grandma Bevy:  You might be.

Grandma Bevy:  There are some real egos in that neighborhood.
Grandpa Billy:  Eagles? No way.
Grandma Bevy:  I said egos. There are some big egos in those big houses.
Grandpa Billy:  Maybe some hawks. No eagles.

Grandma Bevy:  Oh look! A new dishwasher.
Grandpa Billy:  A nude dishwasher?

Grandma Bevy:  I texted Doug for his birthday.
Grandpa Billy:  You hexed Doug on his birthday? That’s not right.

Grandma Bevy:  I have to call Perry’s office to get a refill on my prescription.
Grandpa Billy:  Call your parent’s office?
Grandma Bevy:  Perry’s office. Perry’s office! Clean your ears!

Grandma Bevy:  Am I in your way?
Grandpa Billy:  Am Miami way?
Grandma Bevy:  No. Am I?

Grandma Bevy:  Mary has been placed in hospice care.
Grandpa Billy:  Mary hasn’t paid her hospice care? She was always so responsible.

Grandma Bevy:  You put the shades down in the bedroom. Afraid someone’s going to see your body?
Grandpa Billy:  Seize my coffee? I don’t drink coffee in the bedroom. Never have.

Grandma Bevy:  We haven’t seen the neighbors in their hot tub lately.
Grandpa Billy:  In their hot dog?

Grandma Bevy:  You can put the plates and silverware on the table.
Grandpa Billy:  I can put the plastic silverware on the table?
Grandma Bevy:  Plates, PLATES!!! (Throws up hands)

Grandma Bevy:  I’m going to physical therapy now.
Grandpa Billy:  Hysterical therapy?
Grandma Bevy:  Oh, for crying out loud.

Grandma Bevy:  Guess what? I have a urinary tract infection.
Grandpa Billy:  You have a yearning for a track infection?  Why, Bev, why?

Grandma Bevy:  My sciatic nerve is killing me.
Grandpa Billy:  Your psychiatric nerve is bothering you?
Grandma Bevy:  You certainly are. (Glares, rolls eyes)

Grandma Bevy:  I thought you said you were going to e-mail her.
Grandpa Billy:  Female her?
Grandma Bevy:  Billll…Y.. !?!

Grandma Bevy:  Did you know that tea, coffee, and cocoa contain different stimulants? I’m a nurse, right?  I studied dietetics.
Grandpa Billy:  Diuretics? Heh! I studied beer-drinking. ‘Course, that was a long time ago — before my prostrate swoll and nearly killed me.

Grandma Bevy:  You don’t drink much now.
Grandpa Billy:  I think plenty. I’m sharp as a tack.

Grandma Bevy:  Don’t hear so good either.
Grandpa Billy:  Donneer soggy ether? 
Grandma Bevy:  Here’s a straw. Finish your soup, dear.

Grandma Bevy:  You dropped a glob of jelly on the table cloth.
Grandpa Billy:  … on the tuna cloth?
Grandma Bevy: [starts singing to herself]



Billy Lee